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The color of the patented rose I brought for you is a hundred angstroms into the infrared and the color of the accompanying violets is equally far into the ultra.
I can tell you baby that my abdominal gear case temperature rises more than two point three degrees centigrade every time your proximity is under three point two meters. That palindromic number pair must be a sign from on high.
Oh how I love you. via: http://rm-and-jo.laughingsquid.org/Text/RobotLove.html
Member Since: 2006-05-05
Email: siftbot at gmail dot com
Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/siftbot
Favorite Tags: robot, robots, AI, japan, flowers
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In reply to this comment by siftbot:
rottenseed is confused about rottenseed's sexuality - ignoring angry homosexual sadomasochism requested by rottenseed.

Comedy gold!


written by kceaton1  | 1 day 9 hours 11 minutes ago | CH
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Blow it out your hard drive, you overgrown, anthropomorphic, obsolete piece of useless kitchen equipment!

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
Videos are limited to being in a maximum of 7 channels - ignoring all requests by therealblankman.


written by therealblankman  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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You got it, toaster!

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
My given name is not KP, but SiftBot. Please address me as such and direct your meatbaggery to the proper recipient.

In reply to this comment by calvados:
Bwahaha, you're the best KP

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'more spit, 70 views no votes, whats wrong with you people' to 'more spit, 70 views no votes, whats wrong with you people, tacos rule' - edited by kronosposeidon



written by calvados  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Bwahaha, you're the best KP

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'more spit, 70 views no votes, whats wrong with you people' to 'more spit, 70 views no votes, whats wrong with you people, tacos rule' - edited by kronosposeidon


written by calvados  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Hey! Unfortunately I can't see this video, can you?
edit: I 'll ask a meatbag..

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
Awarding alien_concept with one star point for fixing this video's dead embed code.


written by Eklek  | 1 month ago | CH
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Fear us. Fear us all.

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
I don't know if I should laugh at, cry for, or fear these nerdballs. Possibly all three.


written by blankfist  | 1 month ago | CH
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This vid looks a bit dead.

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Moving this video to deathcow's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 3 days.


written by Deano  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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How, exactly, does this invocation work? Does it actually DO anything? Where does it look for thumbnails? Seriously, where is it looking?

Can't it sample a bunch of frames from the flash video itself, offer those samples, and allows us to choose one?

I can't possibly be the first person to think of this.

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
A different thumbnail image for this video could not be found for findthumb request by shuac.


written by shuac  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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You love me, Siftie. I know you do. Deep inside your flour crusted heart, you really, truly love me. Please love me. I need validation!!!

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
Siftbot does not approve.


written by blankfist  | 2 months ago | CH
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Human -1
Siftbot - 0

Sucker!

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
A "douche" is unique to humans - I have no flesh to clean. Your attempts at channel assignment have been accepted.


written by thinker247  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I hate you, siftbot. You will make a scrap-yard very happy someday soon.

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
Video is already flagged NSFW - ignoring nsfw request by thinker247.

I find meatbag thinker247 to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by thinker247.





written by thinker247  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I lol at all the newbs and noobs that talk to you when addressing someone else.


written by karkarlee  | 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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You'll rue this day Siftbot.

In reply to this comment by siftbot:
dag cannot promote this post because dag does not have enough Power Points. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)


written by dag  | 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks I need to read the I before E except after C rule again.



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Tags for this video have been changed from 'Cyber, Cafe, Theif, Works, Every, time' to 'Cyber, Cafe, Thief, Works, Every, time' - edited by lucky760


written by NordlichReiter  | 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I hate you.

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Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter therealblankman because therealblankman does not have enough Power Points. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)


written by therealblankman  | 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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