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A virus walks into a bar...
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."


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FOX: Atheist Billboard Stirs God Debate
I guess it's ok for them to crash an atheist group meeting, but imagine the uproar if atheists crashed a church and start questioning their beliefs.


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Veteran returns to Vietnam; returns photo of man he killed
BRB, there is something in my eye.


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Unintentional Joke of the Day 11/20/09
You could also call this hypocrite of the day.


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Sarah Palin Latenight Show Joke Compilation
That mashup was awesome, has that been submitted by itself yet? She just rambles on so much that when you mashup her words they still flow together.


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Elegant Forkless Bicycle
This made me think of back when I was in 2nd grade. I don't know why, but we had a test where we had to name three parts of a bicycle. I had gotten a BMX bike for my birthday earlier that year, and I had to have the fork replaced because I'm rough on shit like that. With that fresh on my mind I put fork as one of the parts on the test, and the bitch counted the answer wrong.

I hated my 2nd grade teacher. I'm not the kind of person who holds a grudge and I don't let things get to me, but for some reason I'm still bitter about this teacher. If she's even still alive and I ran into her on the street, I'd probably punch her in the face.


written by jimnms  | 3 days 22 hours 55 minutes ago | CH
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Boxer doesn't think he can get knocked out
>> ^therealblankman:
On another note, this is from an actual TV show? That people watch? For entertainment?


It's from the reality TV show called "The Ultimate Fighter." I watch it. I don't care for all the BS drama crap, so I record it and skip all the BS just to watch the fight at the end.


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Future from the Past -- 1993 AT&T "You Will" Ads
WTF is a phone booth?


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Michael Moore Helps the NYPD Distinguish Wallets from Guns
>> ^erikwdavis:
@jimnms: are you under the impression that cops routinely, or even in exceptional cases, face situations where 50 out of 100 people in a public situation are randomly armed and looking to kill a police officer? You've never spoken to a cop, have you?

The vast majority of officers are never required to fire their weapon ONCE in the line of duty. During their entire careers. Which is as it should be. Police firings, let alone murders of citizens, let alone murders of non-criminal, unarmed civilians, is unusual in all sorts of ways, and that is why civilian review boards are called for when a particular PD has a nasty habit of shooting such citizens almost exclusively when they are black.

police officers are not military soldiers. If you aren't aware of the difference, you're probably not qualified to be taken seriously.


I never said he would face all 100 targets at the same time, and I have two relatives and a friend who are cops. A cop will have to make the decision whether or not to draw his/her weapon more than 100 times in their career. Michael Moore does not to have to make that decision, but he's quick to criticize those who do.

I don't know if racism played a roll in any of these shootings, I wasn't there, but I think the racism card is played way too much. It's like the story of the boy who called wolf.


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Team Fortress 2 Live Action Short
That was *awesome.


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Home Made Belt-Fed Shotgun, Great for Zombies
Just make sure you have someone backing you up while you're fixing all of those jams.


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Tom Cruise's Leaked 'New Moon' Audition
He looks like a younger Tom Cruise though.


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Michael Moore Helps the NYPD Distinguish Wallets from Guns
>> ^imstellar28:
You really shouldn't be pulling anything out of your pocket around a cop, whether its orange or you are black.


Exactly. If a cop is pointing a gun at me yelling at me to stop and put my hands up, the last thing I'm going to do is reach in my pants/jacket for a wallet, remote control or candy bar.

I'd like to put Michael Moore to a test. Use one of those training targets that rotates to reveal a silhouette of a target. Give him 100 targets, 50 of them will have nothing in their hands, the other 50 will have something in their hands pointing it at you. The challenge will be that one of those 50 with something in its hand will have a real gun and will fire real bullets at you unless you shoot it first.


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Eddie Izzard - Evolution vs. Intelligent Design (2009)
*long


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Videosift is crashing Firefox! (Sift Talk Post)
I didn't think anyone had replied, I must not have checked the email me when someone responds box. I don't know what the deal was, I've never had Firefox crash before. It hasn't happened since then. Maybe my computer was mad at me for leaving it off for two days.


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Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
Monkey see, monkey do.


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America's problem is that men sit down when they pee
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/One-of-the-worst-sermons-of-all-time


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Cheech And Chong Vs. Ann Coulter
>> ^honkeytonk73:
Nice token hot chick with the strategically placed camera. Doesn't matter if she is a prosecutor. She didn't really contribute any argument of note, so it effectively a useless two-way discussion. Cheech and Chong made their points, but could have done better. At the very least, Fox didn't outright bash it into the ground like they do everything else. Ann Coulter, as usual, has a non-coherent counter argument.


There was a hot chick? The only people I saw were Geraldo, Cheech, Chong, Ann Coulter and some Michael Jackson looking person.


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Videosift is crashing Firefox! (Sift Talk Post)
Ok, that's weird, right after I posted this, it seems to be working now.


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DJ Girl rocks your world
I've never seen so many people get excited about the same repeating beat being played over and over.


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