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Walt Disney (1928) Mickey Mouse Haunted House
*promote


written by joedirt  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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Now, more than ever, Discover cards get swiped the wrong way
You idiots do realize most machines have read heads on BOTH sides?? (In addition to everything in commercials is fake, from the food to the "doctors"


written by joedirt  | 1 week 3 days ago | CH
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Epic Parking Fail!
Clearly this is a woman driving.,. You can see it at 0:08 when you can see in her window and she has no fucking clue how to drive. Just the wide arc around the parking lot show you she has no idea what she is doing. When she is up on the vehicles and decides to reverse... that's the sign of a woman. A dude wouldn't risk messing up the A/T by shifting into reverse. I'd keep going up and over. Maybe throw it into 4x4.


written by joedirt  | 1 week 3 days ago | CH
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Working iPhone Halloween costume!
wow, some shitty rich kids.. I'm so impressed. Did they have to buy a special HD connector?? Or just the stock factory tv out cable.


written by joedirt  | 1 week 3 days ago | CH
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Minuteman Runs Away From Chicano Girl
I think gingers should be run out of the country before illegals.

LOL, why cannot the brave Minutemen just let these people on the stage, wave their banner around.. Let campus security escort them off... Then give your talk. Bunch of pussies.


written by joedirt  | 1 week 4 days ago | CH
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Texas Implements RFID Manditory Bracelets
Total insane bullshit.. not about mandatory vaccinations. I think at some point when they are facing a 50% of the country being infected, they will have to vaccinate, because they don't have the hospitals or respitory to save these 5% of the population that will die from h1N1 if it spreads to over 20% of the population or whatever the tipping point is.

Nonsense about metal bracelets...?? Trust me if it gets bad enough people will be lining up for vaccine, but it will be too late by then.


written by joedirt  | 2 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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Mythbusters Duct Tape Car Lift
You just know on TV they will leave out the insane fucking wind, and of course weak link failures will always happen. It's like ripping a phone book in half.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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Man takes off, flies and lands airplane - with no power.
It isn't even a real plane but some tiny kit ultra light. I'm not sure the point of showing a plane can glide.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Horrible Awkwardness, Defined.
Notice fucking media doesn't even bother exposing them for fake news headlines, or criminal acts here.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Thanks & Apologies & A** Gravity (Wildwestshow Talk Post)
choggie, buddy, you won't last. This place is wanna-be micromanaged by power mad asshole users who need to just start a forum of their own to lord over. Dag & Lucky are great, but they let the inmates run the asylum and then the bizarro clique took over. Whinging PC assholes describes it well.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Should we bring back CaptainPlanet420? (User Poll by blankfist)
I think the yes might have won but the strong third party candidate of ban-blankfist is very attractive choice.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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The Return of Choggie (Sift Talk Post)
lol.. I love how someone without server logs can make declarations that based on comments, he "knows" something. Pheonician or whatever didn't even sound like Choggie, and he wasn't in Canada. Did he cop to this or is this reinstatement all hypothetical.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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For the old-timers: Should Choggie be allowed back in the sift? (User Poll by gwiz665)
The sift royalty have already spoken. Don't mess with the almighty opinion of the king & queen. They run this, you are just a working class lowlife around here, hanging out in pubs with other people who have a sense of humor and don't take life as seriously.
Dag has to abide by the edicts from those who know better, and riff raff are never welcome.

Now go back to posting more cat videos and the same old shit.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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David Cross' Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy
*long (11 pages??!)


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Pushbutton Balcony
while you could build the LCD frosting into the glass, I do not believe this demonstration in a fake white wall studio has it. You can see at 0:29 it is the reflection of the white below. ANy LCD would instantly change color, instead of the reflection being shown.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Pushbutton Balcony
>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
I doubt very much that this costs more, or is more difficult, than having a balcony added to an existing building. It takes less time to deploy than installing a balcony, too... small price to pay. (Are Americans so unwilling to wait for anything that they can't wait one minute - less, in fact - for it to deploy?) Plus you need planning permission for a balcony addition, I would imagine, and this might be easier to get permission for.

A drawback might be drainage, and the fact that when you withdraw it, any water on the floor would end up in your room.


What are you even thinking??? This is not just a "window" they put into the hole in a building. This has to be engineered into the building prior to construction. Think about the loads involved.

And yes, fucking balconies are super cheap and quick when you are building a new building compared to installing these monstrosities. The only benefit I can see is architectural photos of the building when all the windows are close, or perhaps when some are open.

Besides, I can't think of too many places where anyone would leave the room open air without even a screen. Maybe they don't have insects in europe. Imagine when the motors on these thing break in 5-10 years.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Obama: "I Will End 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'"
LOL. Who are you going to believe your lying ears, or what Obama says.

Sure he could have already cancelled it, but instead re-strengthed don't ask don't tell like a week before he had this fundraiser.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Free Energy Via Magnet Motor?
BWAHAHA.. "Free Energy" and "Is it real?"

Gee einstein, what do you think? Did the laws of physics just get totally thrown out the window???

Yes, magnetics make low friction moving parts, but nothing changes the fact that these "free energy" crapola are not lifting a 300lb weight, ie. doing WORK.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Japanese Vagina Creature
How about *fake and I think a dupe. It's not like this video is any different then the one already on here. Wow, 30 more seconds of fake viral / art project bullshit.


written by joedirt  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Pushbutton Balcony
It would be like 100x cheaper to just install the same apt windows as a sliding door and put a permanent balocny out there. I really can't understand the appeal other then the building looks cleaner when all the windows are closed.

Note: when in balcony mode, bugs, birds and everything.. it's open air. Also, all your A/C just went out the window... When in window mode you can't open it for any fresh air. Also you cannot clean the windows except with exterior rope and basket. Finally, if you left that open during the rain storm.. OMG.. gallons of water flooding the place.


written by joedirt  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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