dag thinks this one is even funnier than this one. I did have a hard time deciding which one to post, because posting both seemed like overkill, but what the hell --let the Sifters decide!

Asskissing

No, I'm still waiting for a good version of the kitty asskissing video to show up at YouTube. I had no idea the place was such a den of perversion.

Can we spank Maudlin?

If you can find a video of me being spanked on YouTube, you have my permission to post it.

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This is awesome. More feline spanking videos. (hey everyone needs a fetish)

Cats are so weird. But they make for great video, and photos too, tons of weird cat photo groups on Flickr.

*kittyporn

cousins of mine have a dog that is all about butt slaps.

he can't easily scratch back there.

You people are sick! SICK!!

That kitty should know better, too...

I hope you guys realise that this is akin to w*nking off the cat, right? The hind area is massively erogenous for the cat. Perverted

Dear Cat Fancy -

I never thought the letters in your magazine were true, until something happened to me that I will never forget ...

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This reminds me. Many years ago, I was having a late night conversation with a friend, and the following question was asked:

If you were in a zoo terrorism situation, and one of the zoo-jackers held a gun to your head and said you had to make it with one of the zoo animals - or die - which one would you choose?

I chose one of the big she-cats, but only if it was consensual. My friend chose an octopus, which I thought was completely insane - since when do zoos keep octopus?

Have you ever noticed that the "crossing the desert" is a lot like "the unblinking eye?"

/Raises eyebrow - who's your Kitty!

evilernie: wouldn't that be more like
"who's yo doggay?"

OH yeah..yeah spank that bad pussy cat. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

MY CAT LOVES SPANKINGS TOO. oh im so glad ive found someone to share my pain. i KNOW she gets off on it. its really disturbing

*promote

Re-promoting this video to the front page as a VideoSift Classic. Originally published on Sunday 11th February 2007 (promotion called by gold star member lisacat)

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Kitty porn is my only vice

Awesome Simpsons quote, direpickle

I have a cat as black as midnight who likes short smart smacks to the rump with a riding crop (the kind that ring out), then a little rub with the feather duster, and more smacks...all done while in the bathtub. The quick little paddling here is just a tease to him. He "sings" his approval and keeps asking for more when done smart enough.

Every morning he comes into the bathroom and nuzzles the crop as I brush my teeth. Cats are so odd.

Aaaaaand ... you just happened to have a riding crop handy -- in your bathroom, yet -- when your cat first indicated his deep need for loving discipline? That is truly awesome.

*wtf

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by deathcow.

oh - it's *dead, but someone just posted a fix.

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by jonny.

Woo-hoo -- fixed!

(See what it takes to bring me back from the dead?)

oh now who here hasnt done that?

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, August 20th, 2007 10:05am PDT - promote requested by peggedbea.

I knew cat owners secretly had SM relationships with their pets... They're all so depraved and masochistic.

You people make me sick.