kid,toddler,running,wall,disoriented,where is the portal gun when you need it Toddler tries newly installed wall hack

Toddler tries newly installed wall hack

posted by maatc

1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago • 8957 views

tags: kid, toddler, running, wall, disoriented, where is the portal gun when you need it

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...and keeps on going.

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That looks a lot like me last Wednesday night.

written by rougy

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Upvote for the title alone. Glad to see the kid was alright.

written by Ryjkyj

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Haha, he didn't cry. Yes, portal gun.

written by ant

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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That's some quality parenting right there.

written by Sarzy

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Upvote for the title. hahaha wow. What a bad parent

written by Arsenault185

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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what?? a bad parent??? Where!! oh...wait....they are everywhere

written by choggie

member is hobbled for abuse of privileges

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Oh dear, that's not a bad parent. The kid was perfectly fine.

written by detlev409 | 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Yes, Sarzy, the parent should have said, "now don't run into the wall dear", and of course the kid would have instantly listened, and everything would have been grand.

Sometimes kids need to learn the hard way. The best teacher is pain.

written by garsh

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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lol sore the clip already but title made me teh lolzorama in 73 1337

the kid just got a server ban

written by westy

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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We didn't see that there was a fly on the wall that had just insulted his train impression.. at his own expense, the kid nutted it to death

written by dannym3141

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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He might have wanted to turn wall-clipping off first.

written by AnimalsForCrackers

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Of course a responsible parent would have put a helmet on that kid.
And possibly some bubblewrap along the walls.

written by Popo | 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I saw this exact same thing happen at a college fitness center. Kid ran headlong into the glass back wall of a Racquetball court. It made a wondrous sound that I shall not soon forget. There was this same incessant wailing followed by a pronounced *FOOOOOOOM*, as if a giant bronze bell had been struck with a soft mallet, then three seconds of startled silence before the crying started.

written by ReverendTed | 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Up vote for "ya ya ya ya ya *thump*....... ..... .... Ya ya ya ya ya ya!"

written by fizziks

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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aww, I want my kids this little again

written by swampgirl

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Wall: 1, Kid: 0.

Keep filming this kid, in 12 years we'll see another Darwin video.

written by Shepppard

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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The instantly-blame-the-parent reaction always cracks me up. Wait for the reality of what you just saw to sink in next time, eh? Sometimes "kids will be kids" REALLY DOES APPLY!

written by www72 | 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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You don't know a damn thing about parenting Sarzy.

They did exactly what they should have: let the kid figure out if he's hurt or not, and proceed from there. This was the best case. The kid learned a lesson about watching where he's going, and reinforced his ability to deal with an issue himself without requiring constant mothering.

The worst thing to do would be to rush out with an anxious look on your face saying "OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK?!". What happens then? He bursts into tears, not having realized that every little accident requires a huge production, and learns that parental intervention is called for every time something goes wrong.

Fast forward 10 years, and you end up with a kid incapable of performing even simple tasks himself, who spends time weeping on YouTube about people harassing Britney.

written by TickleMyElmo

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Well, sure, but I think there probably should be some kind of happy medium between running over there and coddling the kid, and cracking up and making sure the person with the camera was shooting your kid hurting himself.

written by Sarzy

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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IDSPISPOPD!

written by Ryjkyj

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I would've done the exact same thing as that parent. Laughed (because lets face it that was funny), and then wait for the kids reaction. He got up and didn't miss a beat....all's well. I'm sure that if he fell then started wailing she would've gone over. But its clear from the video, there was no need.

written by vyka11 | 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I'm very glad old Mamma didn't feel the need to coddle the little monkey. He'll be much better for it.

Take this little ~~monster~~ kid for instance.

written by lucky760

| 1 year 11 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Elmo's comment = gold.

written by Krupo

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lol... if this is bad parenting i'm REALLY bad... if you've got multiple kids who scrap all the time, you might not even recognize this event as having occurred. Here are some things to notice:

1) child continues to move after falling to floor
2) child is not grabbing at important head mounted sensors
3) child limbs have standard number of angles to them
4) there is no expanding pool of blood

written by deathcow

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^ pretty much summed up my dad's outlook on parenting my brother and I, "If there's no bleeding, all is well". We turned out fine.

Also, in regards to toddlers, falling down is a lot less of a big deal when you only stand 2 feet tall and your bum is padded by a ginormous diaper.

written by raven

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